I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
If the blood belongs to whoever dumped glitter all over my couch than the motherfucker got what was coming to them. If not, I hope they're ok.
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
I'm reading 50 shades of grey and masturbating while he's doing insulation downstairs. Maybe I can get him to bring me a sandwich
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