Just fell off a train. Bad.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
found the other keg... it's in the tree
I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
I flashed my cleaning lady and don't remember who I went on a date with. I know who I woke up with though, that counts right?
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
Randomize
