Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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