it was like his penis was on wheels.
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
i've been called drunk 4 times today and it's only 3pm
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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