Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
Randomize