turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
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