Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
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