It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
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