his mom walked in while I was blowing him. he turned around in panic and accidentally punched me in the face. i have a black eye and only half the clothes i came here in. can you give me a ride?
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
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