...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
I just don't understand how we smoked the EXACT same thing and I feel fine but Tim's over here serenading his fifth bowl of fruit loops with Elton John's entire discography.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
Randomize
