My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
I woke up and found a doughnut on our front porch. It's not sketchy though. More like a gift from the gods.
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
On a scale of one to Harambe, how attached were you to your goldfish?
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
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