she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
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