She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
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