Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
i just google imaged poop.
kyle and i were puking, simultaneously, off the front porch at 4 am, and in the middle of it he looks up, reaches his hand over, and says "knucks." And then I proceeded to fist bump him. By farrr the best time I've ever had puking.
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
She got her phone back last night. And the first thing I sent her was a picture of me pooping in a culvers bathroom
your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
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