He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
he's gonorrhea incarnate
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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