His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
So the 25yr old smokeshow I fucked last night said "Prepare to be disappointed" as he put the condom on. I was. 40 is bullshit.
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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