I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
allegedly i woke up at 5am sat in the dishwasher and peed
If my vag had twitter, what do you think it would say?
ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
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