she pooed on me. she actually pooed on me.
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
My dad is sitting where you rode me
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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