she was definitely wearing a bumpit. i think it was the hollywood bumpit. i told her that i lived with my parents to get outta taking her home.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
Come over. Drunk tacos.
That isn't even a sentence.
I kept the important parts.
I think as far as last words to bitter ex girlfriends go, "enjoy that staph infection youre about to get in your uterus" is right up there with the best
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
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