STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
His glasses broke on the way to the bar aNd he ended up talking to this butterface all night. I didn't have the heart to tell him
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
i'm pretty sure they aren't charging me for that window i broke with a turkey sandwich while i was hammered.
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
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