oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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