I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
Out of ice. Vodka+club soda+cut up lime popscicle=I'm an alcoholic genius.
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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