What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
love makes seman taste better
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
When theres a zombie apocalypse, i will be the only fat survivor. I ate chef boyardi ravioli with part of a pen for a fork
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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