Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
i just walked downstairs to find my brother wearing a crossingguards vest and boxers. when i asked him where he got it he just looked at me, smiled, and kept feeding the dog yogurt
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
Randomize
