They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
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