i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
of course. lets lasso hookers.
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize
