dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
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