1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
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