after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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