I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
My co-worker just asked me if i colored my hair. Time to take a shower.
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
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