Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
Fuck this pandemic. She grabbed the hand sanitizer instead of the hand lotion while giving me a hand job and now my dick is burning and scrotum are on fire
A hand job? Are you 12?
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