and you said cock pushups were impossible
Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
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