In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
Randomize
