they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
Ted is on HBO in 20 minutes...not sure if this or the drunken dance party I had at the bar to a N*SYNC Christmas song 20 minutes ago is the highlight of my week so far.
Why do all the Father's Day cards talk about what a great dad they are? Why can't there be one that says something like "Thanks for sticking it to mom and making me possible, your sperm was appreciated."
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
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