Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
i ran into my coworkers when i was walking home last night. i was shirtless. i think i gave my shirt to Walter. he's a cat.
im still drunk. birthday week begins.
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
I think drunk me saved him in my phone as "beautiful man" to play a joke on sober me
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