Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
Just bought plan B with a coupon. Told the pharmacist I like to keep it classy.
Every day you talk to me ... I literally love you more..
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
Randomize