Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
Do you realize half our text conversations are you asking me for tit pics and me saying no?
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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