...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
Be still, my beating vagina.
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
I guess when the asshole said “I really miss you and want to get back together” he actually meant “I’m banging a Hooters girl behind your back.”
I hope she gives him gonorhea
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