no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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