Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
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