How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I woke up wearing no shirt sleeping next to a half-eaten grilled cheese.
Well did you call the grilled cheese yet? Or r u waiting the usual 3 days?
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
I just woke up with a bunch of French fries in my hand and a chocolate shake balancing on my pillow. Lovely.
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
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