Funniest shit happened at the grocery store. This kid kept asking his mom for candy over and over and she told him 'daddy said no' and he screamed 'he isn't my dad' so loud everyone in the store was silent it was awesome.
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
