i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
I legit had a 15 minute convo about dinosaurs with a guy at the bar last night cuz he was wearing a jurassic park shirt
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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