Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
i'd be lying to you if i said i didn't just bring up microsoft excel to make an alcohol budget
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
Just saw out breathalyzer tubes from last night on the side of the road. Glad the cop let us know that they are biodegradable
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
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