Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
I'm trashed wearing your mom's snuggie. She says hello.
i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
3 2 1 whiskey
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
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