I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
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