Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
I distinctly remember calling the anesthesiologist a "sneaky little bastard" directly to his face
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
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