Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
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