He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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