haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
We decided to make playlists for each other. Do you know any songs that say "sorry I'm not as hot as your prostitute ex?"
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
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