I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
I don't think I can fit "I'm sorry for ruining Christmas" on one cake. Better make two.
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
Use "feeling words"
Yay
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