i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
They are currently going door-to-door asking the neighbors to donate money for Cheez-Its and gift wrap. They asked me to stay back at the house to make another pitcher of margaritas.
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
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