i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
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