Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
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